bugsinthebayou:

*bites someone* haha sorry cant help it my star sign is violence *kills you*

kotababy-deactivated20211004:

*blows weed smoke through a silly straw that goes out my window. it comes out in heart shaped smoke rings and makes the sound of a slide whistle"

barbieprivilege:

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

synqra:

Feather floor lamp by A Modern Grand Tour

fanghusband-remade:

i just want to bite someone is that too much to ask

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

xxziggystardust:

Divorce cake

officialwhitegirls:

plungersed:

officialwhitegirls:

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about